Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.
NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS THE WOMEN WERE GREAT IT WAS ALL GREAT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, ATHEIST, WHATEVER ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AND ITS LITERALLY ONLY 90 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY AND EXPERIENCE THIS HERE JUST CLICK IT LITERALLY IT WILL OPEN IN A NEW TAB GO WATCH.
also can we point out that none of the characters were white? like damn accurate depictions of Biblical characters
Just made my brother watch this the other day. This movie… religious movie, but it’s not about the religion, it’s about the messages, the themes. I could gush over this movie all day~
SEND ME A SHIP INVOLVING MY MUSE AND I’LL TELL YOU [nsfw version]
Do they have any “mating rituals”?: No? Maybe? I dunno. Who is louder?:Pfft, Clint. The boy likes to get loud. Who is more experimental?: Hah, that’s cute. Who’smore experimental. Who takes more risks?: Well, seeing as Clint bottoms most of the time, he does (especially since he highly enjoy pissing Tony off) Do they fuck or make love?: Depends. Are they mad, in their regular mindsets, or feeling kinky? Lights on or off?: Doesn’t matter— lights on most of the time. Who is more likely to be caught masturbating?: ..both? Who is more likely to suggest a threesome?: They’re both very possessive of each other (Tony shows it more but Clint has his.. jealous streaks) so neither. Has either stolen the other’s underwear?: No. Who comes first?: Usually Clint, unless he’s really tired or Tony’s ‘being mean’, in his words. Who is better at oral and who prefers it?:Both. Clint really likes it, he’ll get down to that shit, but so does Tony. (if you haven’t noticed they’re both whores) Who is more submissive?: Clint bottoms more, but they’re both pretty willing to get on their knees for each other. Who usually initiates things?:Hah. What? They both kind of do. They take turns at initiating? Who is more sensitive?: Probably Clint. Who has the most patience?: Tony. Clint has all the patience of thirteen year old hopped up on sugar. (which is none) Which kinks do they share?: Well, so far, everything really. What kinks do they have that clash?: I don’t… I don’t know.
RIGHT OKAY SO I WAS TALKING TO MY 5 YEAR OLD COUSIN ON SKYPE ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO AND SHE LEFT FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO GO DO SOMETHING AND DIDN’T WANT ME TO BE LONELY, SO SHE LEFT HER PET FURBY (SHE CALLS IT “LULU”) ON A CHAIR TO “TALK” TO ME FOR A WHILE
SO I ROLL WITH IT AND JUST KIND OF BUM AROUND FOR A MINUTE WAITING FOR HER TO GET BACK WHEN SUDDENLY A NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SATAN’S ASSHOLE FARTING OUT A METALLICA SOLO COMES OUT OF THE SPEAKERS, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME LULU DECIDES TO START LAUGHING FOR A GOOD 20 SECONDS NON-STOP IN A HIGH PITCHED SCREECH
AND THEN MY COUSIN WALKED BACK IN AND EVERYTHING JUST IMMEDIATELY HALTED
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD INFORM SOMEONE THAT SHE’S PROBABLY LIVING WITH A HELL DEMON DISGUISED IN A PLUSHY PINK PACKAGE JUST WAITING TO DEVOUR THE SOULS OF THE LIVING
It’s 2014. Anyone who buys their child a furby knows exactly what sort of unholy pact they are making, trust me.